Why I Won’t Yelp About Food

pinkI’ve never been a big Yelp-er, but once in a while, when a restaurant or other business really does a great job, or more often a really bad job, I’ve felt compelled to tell the world about it. And today, I almost Yelped about my lunch experience, but then I just couldn’t go through with it.

The problem is, I’ve been reading too much about poverty and the billion-plus starving people in the world. And to make my Yelping problem worse, I’ve been to Uganda several times and worked with some of their millions of people who can’t afford to eat every day. And that made me feel a little small for wanting to gripe about my lunch inconvenience.

But, I was facing quite a dilemma. Because I waited in line gosh darn it, and paid kind of a lot (about two weeks Ugandan wages), and then waited again – almost 20 minutes (oh the horror), and I finally got the food only after I went up to the counter to express my annoyance. And the whole time I was waiting, I was thinking two things – 1) I’m going to Yelp the crap out of these guys and let the whole world know how slow they were, and 2) there are a billion-plus starving people in the world, many of them in Uganda, and I’m mad because I have to wait a little while to get the overrated, overpriced hot dog I paid two weeks Ugandan salary for.

I wrestled with it for a while – a long while, actually, because the food place was pretty slow. Then I finally got the order, and found a table in the food court, and sat down and got my phone out and got ready to Yelp the crap out of this overrated, slow, overpriced hot dog place (without mentioning the exact name). I pulled up the Yelp site on my iPhone (because I need an iPhone), and then I was annoyed again because I was going to have to wait again, while the Yelp app reloaded on my iPhone, which I just replaced a month ago. So I was having a pretty bad lunch so far – waiting too long for an overpriced, overrated hot dog, and then Yelp taking forever to download on my new phone. Didn’t they realize how much I paid for that hot dog (in case you’ve forgotten, it was about two weeks of Ugandan wages)?

And then I realized, again, how much I paid for that hot dog and how the price of my overpriced, overrated hot dog could have fed a family in Uganda for several days.

**Here’s the point. I don’t want to make this a lecture about how we shouldn’t be going out to lunch and eating overpriced, overrated hot dogs because kids are starving, etc. etc. It’s nice to be able to go have an overpriced, overrated hot dog once in a while.

But – having the opportunity to get an overpriced, overrated hot dog, and then wanting to complain about it online, when a billion-plus people won’t eat anything today…. well, that seems kind of small.

So although I may still occasionally Yelp about other things, it just seems kind of small of me to Yelp about anything having to do with food. So I’m not going to do that anymore.


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4 Responses to Why I Won’t Yelp About Food

  1. Kathy LeVelle says:

    Enjoy your writing. I got the book. I am going to Uganda in Jan with LOBO. I am reading everything I can to be prepared. God is answering a promise He placed in my heart as a little girl. I am going to Africa praying to be the hands and feet of Jesus. So excited. Keep the info coming!

  2. charleysblog says:

    Thanks Kathy! You’re going to have a great time in Uganda. I’ve always wanted to go on a January team, but my teaching schedule only allows me to go in the summer (not that that’s a bad thing). I’ll look forward to hearing about your adventures, and to seeing you in Sherry’s millions of Facebook photos in January (Note – when you see her take out her camera again and again, it’s OK to duck once in a while). Let me know if you have any questions before your trip – you can reach me at charley@charleymiller.net, or on Facebook.

  3. Kathy LeVelle says:

    Hey Charley….how did the walk go? No blog in a while. On the book for the 3rd time!

  4. charleysblog says:

    Hey Kathy, It was great. I’m not a runner, so it was a hilly, one-hour walk in the rain, but I got it done. Next year, I’ll be running at least part of it.

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