I’ve got Winter Olympic fever, I tell ya!
Here are the Top Ten Winter Olympic Events they don’t have (yet), but should really consider including in the future…
10. Snowball fighting
8. Zamboni races
7. Penguin slapping
6. Snow shoveling (for middle aged men only)
5. Frostbite competition (participants take a long hike barefoot, and compare toes at the finish line. Contestant with darkest green color toes win; bonus points for amputations.)
4. Hunting (I think there’s already an event which involves cross-country skiing for awhile, then shooting a gun at a target. They could just modify this event to include actual hunting).
3. Cutting wood with a chainsaw
2. Igloo building
..and the #1 Winter Oympic event they don’t have but should have…
1. Licking a metal pole, and seeing who can get their tongue unstuck the fastest. Torn skin results in immediate disqualification. 
Rich would add:
Yellow snow eating
Ice skater mocking
Joann would add:
Snow margarita making (Food Channel co production)
“Amazing Race” type competition with no winter clothing, just what people can gather on their travels from the kindness of strangers