10. Snowball fighting
8. Zamboni races
7. Penguin slapping
6. Snow shoveling (for middle aged men only)
4. Hunting (I think there’s already an event which involves cross-country skiing for awhile, then shooting a gun at a target. They could just modify this event to include actual hunting).
3. Cutting wood with a chainsaw
2. Igloo building
..and the #1 Winter Oympic event they don’t have but should have…
1. Licking a metal pole, and seeing who can get their tongue unstuck the fastest. Torn skin results in immediate disqualification.