Special Celine Dion Offer for King Tut Exhibit Buyers!!

No kidding – the above title was the title of an email I got this morning. I very rarely think about either Celine Dion or King Tut, yet today they’ve been forever juxtaposed together in my brain.

So somewhere in a nameless city, in a drab little cubicle where they originate these email solicitations, some people were hanging out, probably drinking bad office coffee, and one of them said:

“You know what? We need to go back and check our records and see who bought tickets to see the King Tut exhibit in Los Angeles last year. Because how can people who are interested in King Tut not be interested in Celine Dion?”