College is such a great experience. From my vast and varied academic career I can:
Describe the movement from particularism to universalism in the Book of Acts and tell you how it happened, and why it matters;
Discuss the teleological ethical theories of utilitarianism and ethical egoism, and sound like I know what I’m talking about;
Perform a detailed harmonic analysis of virtually any of Bach’s music;
Speak intelligently about Bach’s influence on Beethoven, and Beethoven’s influence on Mozart;
However, one problem college has not helped my solve…
I CAN’T FIND MY SUNGLASSES!!!!!