My New Favorite Verse

I’m going to tell you my new favorite verse from the Bible.

But before that, I want to tell my my FORMER favorite verse, one that I’ve enjoyed for quite a while. My FORMER favorite verse is Exodus 16:36 – “An omer is one-tenth of an ephah.”

How cool is that?? But here’s my NEW favorite verse…

Ezra 6:11 – “Furthermore I decree that if anyone changes this edict, a beam is to be pulled from his house and he is to be lifted up and impaled on it. And for this crime his house is to be made a pile of rubble.”

This will now be the new rule for people who get on my nerves.

**Disclaimer – the above is intended for entertainment purposes only, and is not meant to be disrespectful of the Bible, which not only contains crucial, life-giving words, but also contains some pretty darn funny stuff!

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5 Responses to My New Favorite Verse

  1. michele says:

    i tried that the other day, but it was REALLY HARD to impale someone on a house beam… you have to sharpen one end to a rather fine point.

  2. That’s hilarious – you’re sick!

  3. joannmski says:

    Wow, the blog is looking beautiful!

  4. joannmski says:

    Oh, and my favorite verse: “Wives, obey your stupid husbands.”

  5. Pingback: Some Things Are Supposed to Be Hard... « charley’s blog

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