Sheryl Crow would like to see the government regulate how much toilet paper we use. In her view, this will go a long way toward saving the planet.
Sheryl has suggested using “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”. Boy, those ARE pesky occasions, aren’t they?
Sheryl’s advice can be found here.
Well, I can’t let this one go by. So I have two comments to make:
1. If toilet paper regulation ever becomes law, I feel for the police officers whose job it will be to go around checking to see how much is being used;
2. Sheryl, you are a good musician and songwriter. Maybe you should just keep doing that – AND STOP TALKING FOR A WHILE.