OJ Simpson has been arrested for armed robbery in Las Vegas.
Call me pessimistic, but I had a feeling back in 1993, after that whole murdering two people thing, that someday this guy was going to get himself into REAL trouble. Looks like it finally happened.
When asked how he felt about being incarcerated, its rumored that he replied, “Awful. Just like a knife in the…um, I mean…!” š