Being Weighed for Secretary of State

According to a few headlines I’ve read, Hillary Clinton is being weighed for the Sec of State position.

What’s the deal with that? Is there a weight requirement? Does she weigh enough or, God forbid, too much? Our surrent Sec of State, Condoleeza Rice, seems to be in pretty good shape, and appears a bit taller than Hillary – but that doesn’t tell us much on the weight thing.

And why is she still “being weighed?” How long does it take to just send a guy to her house with a scale, and just weigh her? Is she being uncooperative with the scale guy? Is she stalling so she can quickly put on a few more pounds, or lose a few? Or is she talking it over with Bill, and maybe calling in a few lawyers, just to make sure everything is done correctly, so that unlike some of those states in the Primaries (allegedly), every pound is counted accurately and fairly?

And if there’s a weight requirement, is there a height requirement also, like on rides at Disneyland? When you go into the State Dept., is there a sign that says “YOU MUST BE AS TALL AS THE BOTTOM OF THIS SIGN TO BE SECRETARY OF STATE?”

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2 Responses to Being Weighed for Secretary of State

  1. joannmski says:

    Wow. If it was me, I’d make them wait for a year until I went on Weight Watchers for a while before they weighed me for Secretary of State.

  2. Miss Cindy :) says:

    Wait…what about the BMI or whatever hideous thing that is??!!
    XO

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