Dear Catholic Interior Design Dept.,

Just one more thought about carpeting in your churches.

Let’s say it’s 5 minutes before time to start a Christmas program, and the music teacher/director is standing inches away from the piano player, trying to tell him something important that will make the program better.

Let’s also say that even though the teacher/director and piano player are mere inches apart, they can’t hear one another because there are 900 people in the uncarpeted room, talking to each other at the same time, thereby creating an exact duplication of the sound of Niagra Falls.

Just give it some thought.

Sincerely,

The Piano Player