Just when things can’t possibly get any crazier in the world, we find ways to push it a little farther, ways to turn up the crazy dial just a little more.

Just when things can’t possibly get any crazier, we managed to come up with:

Newt Gingrich;

Rick Santorum;

Nicki Minaj;

Mitt Romney;

Barack Obama;

Ron Paul;

And, a Jack-in-the-Box commercial where a guy marries a bacon burger.

Thanks for reading this, and I hope to write more soon, unless the above list is an indication of the impending end of the world.